What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

-mwahh

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”